Forever, seeing twos!
And yes. Your sympathy is adequately appreciated. Its due too. For anyone, seeing twos.
It is a confused state of mind, of toxins, intellect and/or heart. Poor man. Always seeing twos. Or wanting to see twos. Yet he always gets a slap on the wrist! Tch tch tch... 'Tis world's a cruel place matey.
I say, if I can't see twos, how the hell will I ever choose the right one!